I feel so bad, people at work call me by my name and say hi but I don’t even know their name :/
i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together
the phobia of long words is called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, whoever came up with that has a sick sense of humor
I appreciate soap so much because look at it
so much time and careful handiwork must go into making these
some are pretty beautiful
or wicked adorable
you can give it to a loved one
or just sit there and drool at it
but you dudes had better appreciate the heck out of your soap
The Soap Fandom doesn’t fuck around.
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
Hairdressers are awkward because you’re forced to stare at yourself in the mirror for ages and contemplate how ugly you are while someone attacks your head with scissors and attempts to initiate small talk with you.
Omg. Best post on Tumblr.
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it